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Here is a joke I thought would start your weekend off on a happy note!  Enjoy!

"A man is involved in a terrible accident at work and ends up losing both of his ears.  Because of this physical deformity, he ends up getting a very large settlement from his company.  He decides to use his settlement to purchase an up and coming software company.  After the purchase, he realizes that he knows nothing about software and decides to hire someone to run the company for him. 

"In the final interview process, the man settles on three candidates.  He sits down with the first candidate.  Candidate #1 has a glowing resume and an impressive educational background.  After asking him many different questions, the man’s final question is, ‘What is the first thing you notice about me?’  Candidate #1 says, ‘Well, you have no ears.’  Having this pointed out to him angers the man and he goes on to interview the second candidate. 

"Candidate #2 is even better than #1.  She has an even more impressive educational background and her interpersonal skills far excel #1’s.  The man asks the final question.  ‘What is the first thing you notice about me?’  Candidate #2 answers, ‘You have no ears.’  Having this imperfection pointed out yet again enrages him and he orders Candidate #2 out of his office. 

"Finally, he sits down with Candidate #3.  Candidate #3 is the best of the bunch.  He surpasses #2 in education and interpersonal skills and even has an incredible amount of actual work experience in the field.  After going through all of the other interview questions, the man asks his final question.  ‘What is the first thing you notice about me?’  Candidate #3 looks at him for a few minutes and says, ‘You wear contact lenses.’  The man is taken aback and says, ‘That’s incredibly observant of you!  How ever did you know that?’  And Candidate #3 says, ‘Well you can’t very well hold up a pair of glasses without any ears!’"

I hope you have a great weekend!