My Electric Personality Will Shock You
We went to Costco on a junk food run today. We got super healthy snacks like a lifetime supply of Mint Patties and a crate of 3 Musketeer bars. Because no diet is complete without mass quantities of sugar.
For some reason, that store had a rather electrifying effect on me. The floors are all plain, smooth cement, and no one else seemed to be affected, so I’m not sure what was going on. But every time I touched someone, they got a massive shock from me. At first I tried to avoid touching anyone because the shocks were strong enough to hurt. But eventually I got over myself and the silly side of our family took over. Everyone started trying to sneakily tough me on the ears and arms when I wasn’t looking and I was leaning over for explosive kisses on baby cheeks. What had started out as a quick stop in Costco ended up being an hour long excursion consisting largely of the five of us going in circles around the store annoying other customers and making general fools of ourselves. But boy did we have fun!
The last time I was in Costco, this happened to me as well. I’m not sure what was going on.
Comment by wordgirl — June 27, 2007 @ 2:55 pm