To Be Cool, Or Not To Be Cool
Andrew: I think I’ll sign up for an Eve Online account.
Me: Not until your first paycheck from the new job.
Andrew: You’re so uncool.
Me: I’m the Voice of Reason, I’m not supposed to be cool.
Andrew: Well, what should we do tonight?
Me: Ummmmm…I don’t know.
Andrew: Boy, you’re just full of ideas, aren’t you?
Me: I said I was the Voice of Reason, not the Thinker of Ideas. The Voice of Reason is not cool, neither does she think quickly when she wants a nap.

