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July 26, 2007

A Flurry of Visits

Filed under: What I Do When I'm Not Folding Laundry - Melissa @ 4:52 pm

The past two weeks has been a flurry of appointments with various doctors.  I’ve been putting off going to the dentist for a loooooong time.  Like, almost a decade.  I know, I know, but I’m terrified of going.  Anyway, I’ve taken Ethan in the past, but it was time for him to go again and Gideon was old enough to go now, too.  So I called up and made appointments for everyone, Aurora included.  The kids came out with flying colors and high praise from the dentist.  I, on the other hand, have four cavities.  Big surprise, I know.  So now I get to go back again once the baby is born.  The receptionist looked up at me with a smile on her face and stated, in all seriousness, "You can go earlier, like next week, if you don’t want to be numbed up."  I just stared blankly at her until she turned back to the computer and said, "October it is then."

There was also a trip to the doctor to get Ethan’s final shots so that he is totally up to date for kindergarten.  That was fun.  Let’s just say that Ethan does not do well when it comes to people stabbing him with needles, no matter how quickly they do it or how painless they claim it will be.  Let’s face it, shots always hurt.  I don’t know why the nurses insist on telling children it won’t hurt a bit.  After about 20 minutes of shrieking and crying (long after the shots were over and done with and we had checked out with the clerk and gotten in the car) Ethan downgraded his hysterics to mere whimpers for the remainder of the ride home.  Like I said, fun.

Yesterday was busy again.  In the morning, Gideon had a basic check up to establish care with his doctor.  On the way there, Ethan asked, "Is this appointment for immunizations or is it a well-child check?"  I told you we had been going to the doctor a lot lately.  The appointment went fine and we had a rousing game of "How many red things can you find?" while we waited for the doctor to come in quickly followed by the green, blue, yellow, orange, pink, and purple versions.  The doctor had him open up and say ahh, listened to his heart beat (which must have been difficult because Gideon was attempting to talk his ear off throughout the entire visit) and proclaimed him a healthy boy.  We went to the clerk and made him another appointment because he needed a few more shots to be up to Oregon standards.  At the desk, the clerk printed out a letter showing when Gideon’s next appointment would be.  The top half of the page was in english and the bottom half was the same info, only repeated in spanish.  She then proceeded to cross out the spanish portion with an exhuberance suggesting that I was not allowed to read that half before handing it to me.  Perhaps I needed to give the code word to be allowed to read the spanish part and she did not want me accidentally decoding it.  Who knows, but I thought it was a really strange thing to do.  I wanted to ask her, in spanish of course, what it said under all the scribbles.  But alas, I am mono-lingual.

I had an OBGYN check up in the afternoon ("How’s everything going?  The baby moving a lot?  Good.  See you in two weeks.) which went pretty uneventfully.  The nurse who took my vitals made an odd comment though.  When she weighed me, she said, "Huh, no weight gain this week."  I asked if that was a bad thing.  She over-cheerfully assured me it was fine, just fine.  I spent the next few minutes while I waited for the doctor wondering if my baby was alright, or perhaps the nurse just thought I looked slightly more obese this week than two weeks ago.  The doctor seemed totally unconcerned when I asked him about it, so I assume it was the second option.

So finally, for now anyway, we will have some free days.  Which is good because my parents are coming into town to visit for a week and a half on Saturday.  Unfortunately, a new Ikea opened up yesterday right next to the airport which means traffic will be severely backed up on all roads leading to the airport for the next few days.  So the drive to the airport will be fun, too.  Oh well, at least when all the hoopla dies down, I’ll now be able to finally try those wonderful little meatballs I keep hearing about. 


July 23, 2007

The Best Part Was At The End Where Harry…Psych!

Filed under: What I Do When I'm Not Folding Laundry - Melissa @ 11:11 am

Last night we finished listening to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.  And I’m emotionally wiped out.  Is that sad?  That a series of books has gotten me so involved in the lives its characters that I spent the whole time on the edge of my seat?  It was such a good book!  I won’t give out any spoilers, because I’m sure not all of you have finished your copies yet.  And I know you all have copies by now.  If you don’t…SHAME ON YOU!  GO GET ONE RIGHT NOW!  I checked with my local library to see how many copies they have and how long the wait for the book is if you put one on hold.  They have 21 copies of the book on CD and 220 holds.  They have 109 copies of the regular book and 531 holds!  Even with the 2 week rental periods for new books, that’s a really long wait!  By the time hold number 531 gets their copy of the book, everyone else will already have read it and spoiled it for them!  But now that I’ve finished the book, I can finally get back to doing more than just sitting on the couch, spell-bound, taking only occassional breaks to do things like feed children.  My only problem is, what will I read now that the series is over?  Sigh.

The Potter Party In Pictures

Filed under: What I Do When I'm Not Folding Laundry - Melissa @ 10:46 am

Friday night was the big Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows release party at Barnes & Noble.  We had a blast!

Guys don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses, unless they’re totally adorable…and holding you at wand point!

Death Eaters drink juice, too!

There were a lot of fun events, like this potions demonstration…

…and a costume contest judged by Professor Sprout.

And the winners are…Fred, George, and Ginny Weasley for the Young Teen category…

…Hermione (with Crookshanks) for the Young Adult category…

…and Serius Black (second from right…or, the only male up there) for the Mature Fan category.

Almost 11 pm and we’re still all atwitter!

One of our local news stations showed up to record the insanity witness the obsession cover the story.

Our Junior Staff Photographer, Ethan, caught this great shot from his "Daddy’s-Shoulders-Cam".

11:15 pm and the Barnes & Noble staff starts herding fans into the mall interior to line up.  By the time everyone got organized, the line stretched the entire length of the mall!

Some smart business people stayed open until the line started moving at midnight.  Mmmmm…fresh, hot pretzels!

The line…is moving!  And Junior Staff Photographer, Ethan, manages to capture my elation!  Our wristband which we procured the day before placed us in section C of the line and we only had a 20 minute wait before we were at the check out counter confunding the cashier with our preorder of "An Audiobook?  On CD?".  But all was well and now that cashier knows that books come in audio format as well!  All around, an exciting and educational night!

July 20, 2007

My Thoughts Exactly

Filed under: What I Do When I'm Not Folding Laundry - Melissa @ 9:24 am

You can just click on the comic to see it in a readable version.

July 19, 2007

BEHOLD! THE GOLDEN TICKET!

Filed under: What I Do When I'm Not Folding Laundry - Melissa @ 9:12 pm

Or golden wristband…whatever.  We went to Barnes & Noble this evening to get our official wristbands so that we can go to the Midnight Magic party tomorrow night.  We have the audio cd’s preordered, unabridged of course.  Tomorrow evening, we’ll be dorking out with the best of them!  Costume contests, potions demonstrations, a sorting hat, and so much more!  And at the end of it all, we can run back home and stay up late into the night listening to Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows!

Needless to say, we’re all atwitter!

July 18, 2007

When The Boss Is Away…

Filed under: What I Do When I'm Not Folding Laundry - Melissa @ 6:05 pm

Our usual bathtime time routine goes something like this.  Everybody plunks into the tub.  They play and splash for a while, then I soap up Aurora and Gideon, rinse them off, and pull them out of the tub.  Ethan then drains the tub and turns on the shower.  He’s a big boy now (5 1/2) and so needs to take showers, for which we have had "shower lessons".  These lessons have mostly consisted of me sitting next to the shower while Ethan flips around in the spray.  I get to say things like, "Make sure you rub the soap on your tummy.  Big circles.  And your arms…the underside of them, too.  And don’t forget your armpits."  Extreme micromanagement.  It’s the newest thing!  It’s X-TREME!  The last few times, however, I have not really needed to give instructions. 

Take last night for example.  I took the young’uns out of the tub and asked Ethan to get the shower going while I got a diaper on Aurora.  I had already spent the afternoon chasing after her totally nude self while she ran around the apartment peeing on the floor and I didn’t want to repeat the incident.  It was while I was getting her diaper and jammies on that I heard joyful song erupting from the shower.  The jubilant tune consisted of a single line of lyrics repeated about, oh, 2,000 times, each time to a different set of notes.

"The BOSS is gone!  The boss is GOOOOOONE!  THE boss IS gone!  The boss is gone-on-on-on!  THE BOSS IS GAAAWWWWNN!  The bah-ey-oss is a-gah-ey-on!"

The central theme of the song being that the "boss", namely, me, was "gone", i.e. out taking care of his sister.  I walked back in the bathroom to check on his progress.  The song was immediately reduced to simple, though exuberant, humming.  Presumably because the boss was back.  In the tub, a creature made completely out of soap suds was doing some sort of Irish jig.  Or perhaps it was a rain dance.  Either way, it made me think back whistfully to the time when showering wasn’t about getting in and out as fast as possible before someone hurt something or broke someone.  A time when I could relax, sing a song (maybe not the same song, but most likely something every bit as fun), and play with the soap suds.  Maybe even create funky hair-dos while shampooing.  Ah yes, the hour long showers that you swore were as fast as you could go, even though your mother insisted otherwise.

But long gone are those days.  Now I’m the boss and I get to live life vicariously through my children, watching them enjoy life and experience new things.  This fall, Ethan starts kindergarten; a point driven home by the call from our local elementary school this morning verifying that yes, indeed, Ethan was expected to show up for school on the afternoon of September 4th.  Next year, Gideon will be going, too.  And I, will feel old.  As Andrew said last night, we’re ending the first phase of our kid-riddled life.  A new phase will begin soon, one filled with PTA meetings, awards ceremonies (hopefully), and sporting events.  And as sad as I am to leave Phase I, I’m really excited about Phase II.  And someday, maybe I’ll even be able to dance in the shower for an hour, worry-free, once again!

July 17, 2007

Anyone Want A Recipe For Paper Cookies?

Filed under: What I Do When I'm Not Folding Laundry, KidSpeak - Melissa @ 6:37 pm

Yesterday, Andrew got a hankerin’ for cookies.  Since the only kind I had all the ingredients in the house for were peanut butter cookies, that’s what I made.  I had to look up the recipe on the internet since my recipes are all still in Idaho.  The recipe I found made delicious cookies, but they all came out very, very thin.  As Andrew picked up the first one, he declared, "They’re like paper!"  As the rest of us dove in, my unadventurous oldest child, Ethan, refused to have any.  Oh well, more for the rest of us.  Right?

Well, today I got out the cookies again for that snack in between lunch and dinner.  I offered one to Ethan and he said, "No thanks, I don’t like paper cookies."

Huh?  And then I remembered Andrew’s comment last night.  "You do know that these cookies aren’t really made of paper, don’t you?  Daddy just said that because they’re thin like paper is thin.  They’re actually peanut butter cookies."

"Oh.  Can I have one, then?"  I handed him the cookie and he promptly devoured it and declared it the most yummiest cookie he ever eated!

July 16, 2007

Need A Little Pick-Me-Up?

Filed under: Funny Videos - Melissa @ 1:53 pm

This ought to do the trick.  It’s really short, but it left me laughing! It’s called, “Dramatic Chipmunk”. Need I say more?


Nursery Rhymes From the Edge

Filed under: What I Do When I'm Not Folding Laundry - Melissa @ 12:44 am

I was putting the kids to bed, giving final night time kisses, and had just reached for the light switch when I heard Ethan pipe up with his usual "Putting Off Bedtime As Long As Possible" questions.  Tonight’s question stumped me.

Ethan:  Mommy, how did Mary make her garden grow again?

Me:  Who?

Ethan:  You know, Mary.  She’s quite contrary.

Me:  Oh, the nursery rhyme!  Mary, Mary, quite contrary!

Ethan:  That’s the one.

Me:  Well, let’s see…Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow?  With, uh, with, ummmmm, with some sort of bells and, and, and taco shells, and a bunch of pretty girls in a row.

Ethan:  Thanks, Mommy.

I know, I know, but I’ve never really been into nursery rhymes and couldn’t for the life of me remember how that one went.  I’m not even sure why Ethan even brought it up, since I don’t read nursery rhymes with the kids.  Obviously.  So I spent a few minutes online afterwards to figure out how it really went and I found this website.  I knew about the grusome story behind "Ring Around the Rosy" and a few others, but I never knew the story behind this one.  Well, now I know the real words and the real story.  And apparently it has nothing whatsoever to do with taco shells.

July 11, 2007

Survivor: Suburban Oregon…Day One

Filed under: What I Do When I'm Not Folding Laundry - Melissa @ 1:31 am

Day One of our excessive heat warning has come and gone and we didn’t get voted off the island yet.  I have to admit that I haven’t watched not even one episode of Survivor ever, so I’ll stop with the show references before I embarrass myself!  But I digress…the point is that we hit 102 degrees today and didn’t melt into puddles of goo.  Now, before I start hearing you say things like, "Boohoo!  102 degrees!  What a wuss!", I’d like to point out that the upper eighties is the normal high temperature around here.  Because of this fact, most homes in the area…DO NOT HAVE AIR-CONDITIONING!  Our apartment…DOES NOT HAVE AIR-CONDITIONING! 

Places that do have air-conditioning include our car, which we went everywhere in today; the movie theater, where we took in this week’s free family movie this morning; Burger King, though with all their grills they were just barely on the comfortable side of cool; and the doctor’s office, where we spent a mere half hour before climbing back into our air-conditioned mini-van and heading back to our cave home.  I plopped myself down in front of my computer and read blogs before deciding that we would not make it till evening if we didn’t get into our swim suits right that very minute!  When Andrew got home from work, I thrust his suit at him and said, "Get changed.  We’re going swimming." 

We had a really pleasant time swimming.  The water was wonderfully cold and Aurora joined in with the boys for the first time in their constant display of beauty and form through the medium of cannonballs!  We had only one small casualty.  At one point, Gideon held his hand on his side and just calmly kept repeating, "Ow.  Ow.  Ow."  We lifted him a little ways out of the water and saw a nice sized scratch that I thought I had seen earlier.  I thought maybe the chlorine was bothering it.  Then Andrew lifted him out a little bit more and there was a tiny, funny looking slimy string attached to his stomach.  I sat him on the side of the pool and pulled on it.  It came off in my fingers easily enough and I could see that there was something still sticking out of his skin.  I used my fingernails and carefully removed a teeny, tiny, stinger from his belly.  Apparently, all of the splashing had annoyed a bee enough to sting him, though none of us actually saw it happen.  I’ve never been stung by a bee myself, so I don’t know if a bee normally leaves behind its entrails along with the stinger, but it really grossed me out once I realized what the slimy thing had been.  Since none of our children had ever been stung before, we kept a careful eye on him for a while to make sure he didn’t swell up or start having trouble breathing.  Everything was fine, however.  The spot puffed up a bit and seemed to itch him a little, but was flat again and blissfully ignored by the time we got out of the pool. 

The temperature is finally down to 79 right now, and though I don’t want to, I’ve got to close up the windows for the night.  Tomorrow will be day two of our excessive heat warning with a predicted high of 99 degrees, but we’ve got a date with Harry Potter as soon as Andrew gets home from work, so we just have to get through the day and we’ll be okay.  Your attempts to spoil the movie for me will all be in vain since I refuse to access the internet until after I’ve seen the movie for myself!

So there!

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