The Pain of Childbirth
The other night, Aurora was sticking her head under Andrew’s shirt and giggling like crazy while Andrew said things like, "Look, the baby’s kicking! Oh, I think I felt the baby kick!"
Ethan simply looked at him blankly and said, "Babies come out through your penie. It’s exacting painful."
Andrew responded with, "Do you mean ‘excruciating’?"
"Yeah, having babies come out of your penie is escrushalating painful."
"Well, you should go tell mommy about that."
To which Ethan very knowingly replied, "She’s had three babies already. I think she already knows."
For a 5 year old, he’s very observant.
