Yes, We Have No Popsicles!
I took a nap this afternoon. While I slept, I dreamt a whole lot about eating hot dogs and popsicles. I woke up HUNGRY! The hot dogs we’ve got. I always stock up at Costco because you would be surprised how many hot dogs our family goes through in a month’s time. So I popped a bunch in a pot and they’re boiling up right now. But, BUT, I have no popsicles! You know how it is when you dream about a particular food. You wake up wanting it. Wanting it badly. Wanting it so badly that it feels like if you don’t get it, you may have to curl up in a little ball and cry in the dark corner of a room somewhere. But I have no popsicles! I may die, I need them that badly! So if you don’t hear from me for a while, you should assume the worst, because I HAVE. NO. POPSICLES!
Did I mention that we’re out of popsicles? Because we are. Oh, and Oreos. We’re out of those, too.
