Fold My Laundry Please

I saw this over on Lainey’s blog.  You go to Google and do a search for "(your name) needs".  Here’s what a search for "Melissa needs" popped up:

Melissa needs:

• At least ten hours of sleep.  (I do!  I really do!)
• To board the blob ship that is hovering overhead.  (Wanna join me in a great big, "HUH!?!")
• To take a break.  (Don’t I know it!)
• A very strong, patient adoptive family who will be able to accept that it may take her a long time to come to trust and appreciate them.  (But I was just getting used to my old family.  )
• To get on board with her new body, but would also like to propose to her long-time boyfriend, Dan. (Scandal!  Won’t Andrew be surprised!)
• To find a new agent.  (That way I can become rich and famous!)
• Maintenance manuals!  (Because I’m so high maintenance, you see!)
• Hydration after the walk.  (I’m very thirsty.  So very thirsty.)
• To get over it.
• Some spaghetti sauce.  (Mmmmmm…spaghetti sauce…)
• Her meds.
• You in her life.
• To get some [guts] and tell Chelsea how she feels, instead of being so fake all the time.  (Edited to make it more family friendly.)
• Attention.
• To get back to running America.  (Hail to the Chief!)
• An opportuntity to get to know you and determine your lifestyle, habits, preferences, and direction you are headed.  (That way I’ll have an easier time telling you what to do.  Not that it’ll stop me if this doesn’t happen!)
• To go to school.  (Education is very important.)
• To create music.
• To take it easy on the lipstick.
• To stop spreading rumors about everyone especially when she is the bad mother who used to be a hooker with her mom.  (?????)
• Advice.  (Who doesn’t?)

And that was just the first three pages!  There was a ton more stuff I could’ve put on here!  You should try it out and then let me know so I can see just what it is that you need.  Because I’m looking for Christmas gift ideas a good laugh!