Cloudy With a Chance of Punchlines
Tonight, Andrew and I discovered that we don’t even have to tell actual jokes in order to get ourselves laughing uncontrollably. We need only mention a punchline to a favorite joke and we end up rolling around on the floor, clutching our stomachs, and laughing like hyenas!
"Sorry sir, I’m a frayed knot!"
"Superman, you’re a funny guy!"
"He said something about a job."
"I don’t know, but my bum sure hurts!"
"Wrecked ‘im? Darn near killed him!"
See what I mean? Pure comedy gold! Also? A major time saver. Comedy for very busy people. It’s the latest thing.
So tell me, what are some of your favorite punchlines?
Humor-Blogs.com knows all the good punchlines!
“Arrgggg! It’s driving me nuts!” I laugh everytime!
Comment by Nicole — March 17, 2008 @ 6:11 am
I just throw a party and VOILA, instant punchline heaven for YEARS!
Comment by CLAUDIA — March 17, 2008 @ 11:17 am
There is a radio talk show host(Ludlow Porch)here in GA who has done whole 3-hour shows with this same premise. He even named one of his books with the punch line of a joke he has never heard the rest of: “Sorry officer; the midget was on fire when I got here.”
Comment by Les duLunch — March 23, 2008 @ 4:54 am