Quick! Does Anyone Know iPod CPR?
Did you know that if you accidentally hook your finger on the head phone cord to your iPod while running on the treadmill, that it will shoot at least 5 feet behind you once it falls down and hits the tread? And that your ears will be practically ripped off your head because the headphones, they don’t unplug from the device so easily? And that you will hurt yourself trying to avoid stomping on it as it whizzes past beneath you? Also, your iPod may bounce right out of its protective leather case and have this happen to it.

See that black spot on the screen? It’s not a spot. It’s a crack. A crack on the inside. A crack that does this to your display.

Please forgive the terrible pictures. I’m grieving. Also, there were lighting issues, what with the backlight on the iPod not turning off anymore.
But really, the iPod thing was just the capper to a bummer of a day. Now I’m sad.
*sigh*
Humor-Blogs.com has no sympathy for my plight. None whatsoever. That jerk.

