A Purely Hypothetical Question
Say you were an 18 year old girl and you had been asked to give a talk at church on Sunday. You may or may not have spent a lot of time preparing what you were going to say. Sunday arrives and your mother, who doesn’t attend church on a regular basis, accompanies you to watch you speak. Because she loves you. And is proud of you. Do you:
a) Deliver a touching speech detailing your testimony of the Savior and all that He does for us.
b) Tell amusing anecdotes about your family and the loving home you were raised in.
or c) Announce to the congregation that the reason your mother doesn’t come to church often is because she feels unworthy because of her sins and if she would only REPENT and LET JESUS INTO HER LIFE she could once again be pure and worthy.
Answer: A or B would have been more appropriate, but C was MUCH more amusing!!
Repent, Humor-Blogs.com, lest judgement arrives early!!
OMG!!! That’s crazy! I bet the mom was 7 shades of red!
Comment by Nicole - Raising Animals — August 31, 2008 @ 10:38 pm
Oh, or rather she WOULD be, if this scenario were to ever actually occur.
Comment by Nicole - Raising Animals — August 31, 2008 @ 10:39 pm
Or D: I’d sell my soul to the devil for a chance to pop David Duchovny. Just saying…
Comment by Claudia — September 1, 2008 @ 9:46 am
Oh no! That didn’t really happen did it?
Comment by txmommy — September 1, 2008 @ 1:11 pm
Wow. Just … wow.
I’m SURE that this was just the thing that poor mama needed to get her butt back in the pew on a regular basis, right? Oh my.
Comment by Allanna — September 1, 2008 @ 5:09 pm
Oh,no! Did she really? How funny! Of course not for mom, perhaps.
Comment by Heidi — September 3, 2008 @ 9:56 am