Fold My Laundry Please

Do you have cranky children in the car?  Are they whining incessantly about how someone squished their project at school, you didn’t tell them what was on the lunch menu that morning and they had to wait until lunch to figure out what to eat (Here’s a hint, it’s pizza.  It’s always pizza.), and that the school day is JUST SO LONG?  Well fellow parents, suffer no more!  Have I got a plan for you!  All you need do is simply let slip that if you don’t get home quick, you’re going to end up driving home in a puddle of pee.  Immediately, you will see young boys perk right up.  At first it will be oodles of giggles, as potty humor is extremely popular with the under 7 crowd.  Then the older ones will seize the opportunity to increase the jocularity (which, as it turns out, has nothing whatsoever to do with sports) by capitalizing on your pain.  Suddenly, the back seat will erupt with cries of "Whatever you do, mommy, don’t think about water!" and, "Drip!  Drip!  Drip!  Drip!"  Also, they will be sure to point out that the farm you drive by every day is currently watering its crops.  "Look, mommy!  The sprayers are on!  They’re going, ‘Psssshhh, pssshhh, pssshhh, pssshhh, pssshhh, pssshhh…"  Oh, the hilarity!  You will be miserable, but your children will have definitely cheered up!

Is it you that’s not feeling your usual chipper self?  Are you having "one of those days"?  I have a cure for that, too!  Just take a gander at this:

Now don’t you feel better about your day?  I know I do!

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