By Grapthar’s Hammer!
It’s been awhile since I’ve shown my face around here! Explanations are on the way, but not today. Nope. Today will be composed entirely of funny church stories.
The scene: The combined Relief Society/Priesthood meeting at church this morning.
The lesson topic: Nurturing a Loving Marriage
Act I
Teacher: Selfishness should have no part in a marriage. A selfish person is never happy.
Husband (leaning over to whisper to me and sounding very concerned): You’re not happy?
Act II
Teacher: So many things in life come with instruction manuals. With how complicated marriage can be, I’ve always been surprised that it didn’t come with a manual, too.
Man in audience: A manual wouldn’t do any good. The woman would read the words and the man would just look at the pictures and that’s when the fighting starts.
Aaaaand…CUT! Take a bow ladies and gentlemen. You’ve earned it!
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I am sure my husband would have commented the same way.
Comment by Heidi — December 1, 2008 @ 9:43 am
*LOL* … Seriously, if I were in your ward, I might ditch my YW to hang with you in RS. JUST for these stories. I can’t get over the one lady-who-eats-chalk story from, what, last year?
Comment by Allanna — December 1, 2008 @ 11:40 am