Fold My Laundry Please

January 4, 2009

E-I-E-I-OOOOOOO!!!

Filed under: KidSpeak - Melissa @ 6:53 pm

Scene:  I’m making dinner and the children are all sitting at the table lamenting their empty bellies.  I decide to do a little sing-a-along to keep them occupied.

Me: Old Mac Donald had a farm.  E-I-E-I-O!  And on his farm he had a…

Aurora:  Cow!

Me:  …he had a cow.  E-I-E-I-O!  With a moo-moo here, and a moo-moo there.  Here a moo.  There a moo.  Everywhere a moo-moo.  Old Mac Donald had a farm.  E-I-E-I-O!  And on his farm he had a…

Gideon:  Bomb!

Me:  …a bomb?  Really?  Oookay.  And on his farm he had a bomb.  E-I-E-I-O!  With a BAM!, BOOM! here, and a BANG!, BLAST! there.  Here a BOOM!  There a BOOSH!  Everywhere a BAM!, AIEEEEEEEE!  Old Mac Donald had a farm.  E-I-E-I-O!  And on his farm he had a…

Ethan:  A duck!

Me:  …he had a duck.  E-I-E-I-O!  With a quack quack here, and a qua-

Ethan:  Not quack quack, Mom!

Me:  Not quack quack?  What about the ducks?  Don’t they go quack quack?

Ethan:  No. The ducks had a plan.

Me:  I KNEW IT!

Aaaaand…END SCENE!

 

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  1. Ha ha, I love this wacky version.
    I also love Buffy!!! Once More With Feeling is my favorite episode, why? you ask. Because it is the first time Buffy kisses Spike,and I love Spike. Okay, nerd too. I can’t wait to watch Dollhouse on Fox.

    Comment by Heidi — January 6, 2009 @ 8:39 am

  2. *lol* Those crazy ducks! (He hasn’t been reading “Click Clack Moo” or anything, has he??)

    Comment by Allanna — January 6, 2009 @ 10:31 am

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