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	<title>Fold My Laundry Please</title>
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	<description>If the house is clean, it means the computer is broken.</description>
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		<title>Renew!  Renew!</title>
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	This morning, my husband&#8217;s life clock began to glow.&nbsp; For those of you who have never seen Logan&#8217;s Run, or if you have tried desperately to forget it, this means he turned 30 today and now must put on a nifty body suit, mask, and robe, float up into the air, and then burst into [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;We&#8217;re fine.  We&#8217;re all fine here now, thank you.  How are you?&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	Should I be alarmed that when I get a hit from someone doing a search for &quot;Officer Ugh&quot; or &quot;Poison Control,&quot; that those people seem to spend a significant amount of time here?&nbsp; Shouldn&#8217;t they be a bit more concerned with whoever ingested a questionable substance than they are in my blog?&nbsp; Just a thought.
	&nbsp;
	The [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://foldmylaundryplease.blogsome.com/2008/10/08/were-fine-were-all-fine-here-now-thank-you-how-are-you/</link>
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		<title>The Home Depot Kids Workshop - &#8216;Cause Free I Can Afford</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	This is Captain Byron.&nbsp; He&#8217;s the teacher for the Home Depot Kids Workshops at our local Home Depot.
	 
	He starts each workshop with a speech about tool safety and a cheer.
	 
	&quot;Give me an H!&quot;&nbsp; And the kids all scream, &quot;H!&quot;&nbsp; &quot;Give me an O!&quot;&nbsp; &quot;O!&quot;&nbsp; &quot;Give me an M!&quot;&nbsp; &quot;M!&quot; &quot;Give me an E!&quot;&nbsp; [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://foldmylaundryplease.blogsome.com/2008/10/04/the-home-depot-kids-workshop/</link>
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		<title>Thank Goodness for People Who Understand What &#8216;Customer Service&#8217; Means!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	I know you&#8217;ve all been on the edge of your seats wanting to know how much my cell phone bill is going to be.&nbsp; Well, if I hadn&#8217;t called and spoken with the good folks at AT&amp;T, it would&#8217;ve been close to $600 more than normal.&nbsp; Luckily, the service rep was able to upgrade our [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://foldmylaundryplease.blogsome.com/2008/10/02/thank-goodness-for-people-who-understand-what-customer-service-means/</link>
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		<title>Deep, Soothing Breaths</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	You know it&#8217;s gonna be bad news when you call your cell phone company (because SOMEONE went over their text limit) to find out what to expect on the next bill and the operator prefaces the amount with, &quot;Now don&#8217;t freak out&#8230;&quot;
	Inhale&#8230;&#8230;.aaaaaaand exhale&#8230;&#8230;.in&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..out&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;
	&nbsp;
	Maybe Humor-Blogs.com can float me a loan. 
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		<link>http://foldmylaundryplease.blogsome.com/2008/09/30/deep-soothing-breaths/</link>
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		<title>Commencing Countdown</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	 
	3&#8230;
	 
	2&#8230;
	 
	1&#8230;
	 
	BLASTOFF!!! 
	
	&nbsp;
	&nbsp;
	Humor-Blogs.com is all wet! 
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		<link>http://foldmylaundryplease.blogsome.com/2008/09/27/commencing-countdown/</link>
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		<title>File This One Under &#8220;Precious Memories&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	Things happen every day that we swear we will never forget.&nbsp; Surely you&#8217;ll remember the time the baby did that totally adorable thing.&nbsp; Or when your six year old displayed real responsibility for the first time.&nbsp; But then you&#8217;re struck a few days later with a nagging thought that there&#8217;s something you&#8217;ve forgotten.&nbsp; Did I [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://foldmylaundryplease.blogsome.com/2008/09/26/file-this-one-under-precious-memories/</link>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Thinking Body Snatchers Would Be Easier To Deal With</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	Coming soon!&nbsp; To a household near you!&nbsp; It&#8217;s The Invasion of the Fruit Flies!!!&nbsp; 
	You heard it right, fruit flies are taking over my house.&nbsp; And it&#8217;s disgusting and miserable and I may have to call in a professional to douse the house with gasoline and toss a match in!&nbsp; They&#8217;re coming up out of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://foldmylaundryplease.blogsome.com/2008/09/25/im-thinking-body-snatchers-would-be-easier-to-deal-with/</link>
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		<title>Turn That Frown Upside Down!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	Do you have cranky children in the car?&nbsp; Are they whining incessantly about how someone squished their project at school, you didn&#8217;t tell them what was on the lunch menu that morning and they had to wait until lunch to figure out what to eat (Here&#8217;s a hint, it&#8217;s pizza.&nbsp; It&#8217;s always pizza.), and that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://foldmylaundryplease.blogsome.com/2008/09/23/turn-that-frown-upside-down/</link>
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		<title>Parenthood is a Funny Thing</title>
		<description><![CDATA[	The other day Andrew got some cash from the bank.&nbsp; On a lark, he decided to receive it in the form of a roll of freshly minted $1 coins.&nbsp; Later, in the car, he was playing with a handful of coins ala Scrooge McDuck when he jokingly said, &quot;Now I&#8217;m ready for the strip club!&nbsp; [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://foldmylaundryplease.blogsome.com/2008/09/22/parenthood-is-a-funny-thing/</link>
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